December 2024
Is 2025 the year that I make an honest woman of myself?
Nah, probably not. 🙄😏😘
Just hanging around waiting to give that nice FedEx man a late Christm...
P.S. He liked it a lot. 😘
OK, here's my Christmas present to those who doubted me.
Yeah, I'm really a boy for the time being. 😔🥸😘
You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄
I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘
Well at least the tree still has its balls.
Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄
Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,
but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...
It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...
by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘
Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. 🙄
After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...
Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊
Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘
Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋
Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...
Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...
Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔
Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠
Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...
All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏
OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜