Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋
Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...
Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...
Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔
Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠
Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...
All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏
OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜
I've never visited Brazil,
but I do have one of their landing strips just in case that I do. 😏
I'm thankful that the hormones kicked in before the facial hair. 😜
Oh and the beer whose empty bottle that can be used for so many interesting ways. 😏
Yes, I'm flossing daily.
I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. 🙄
I'm not really a skank but I really do love to play as one on the inte...
OK, so maybe I'm just a bit of a skank every now and then. 😜 Like right now. 😘
Sure I sometimes let men use me,
but it's I that use them as well. As a dinner date, a shoulder to lean on, even as a memor...
Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...
I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. 😒
I had my kegs in the air without a care
and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. 🙄 We're very good friends now....
Have you ever wondered how your life would have been different
if you didn't look so very cute in your sister's things? No more shaving all over, hairdo'...
Hormones, even though they put some things asleep.
They double the pleasure in return for me anyway. 😊
What happens after wearing 5 & 6 inch heels.
When starting at 12 years old and you're a boy. 😏 So be careful out there gurls.
I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.
It's between this and the coffee maker. 🙄
Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏
Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘
So you wanted to see grace and elegance, huh?
Me neither, so here's what I'll wear on Halloween then. 🙄
Hey, we gurls all had to start somewhere.
Sis gave me some of her old things to start me on my way.
OK enough fooling around, this Halloween I'm dressing up as a.....
TWAT. Do you think that I pulled it off?
I'm dressing up as a cigarette commercial for Halloween. 😏
Oh god I can still taste it, yuck. 😒
How do you like my zebra costume for Halloween? 😏
Now if I could only do it without the window blinds. 🙄
I do hope you realize that it is gurls like me are keeping the concept...
You're welcome. Donations of all denominations cheerfully accepted. 😘