February 2025
Tell me truthfully, if you're a guy who could make himself look like...
would you ever go back to looking like a drab ordinary man ever again? I know that I could...
Couch surfing, my very favorite sport.
Or it just could be where my vibrator is buried. π
I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.
What do you think? Feel free to call Rolls Royce and let them know. π
Getting ready to to meet my guy's parents for the first time.
I hope that I haven't forgotten anything. π
Practicing my surprised look for the FedEx delivery guy.
Gee, he must be running late and I'm getting cold just standing here. The last time he wa...
Just imagine waking up each morning from now on.....
and having to deal with this first. If I have to, you have to. So there. π
Can you see that I am so darn proud of these home grown puppies? π
Especially after I lost the 'use' of my other center of joy'. π I didn't care after a wh...
Will anyone like to adopt these two puppies?
They'd sure like to be petted quite often too. They get frisky when played with as well....
Ooh, that's hit the spot, finally. π―
It's pretty hit or miss even when you're only by yourself. π
I can still hear my sister saying that I'd make a real cute girl somed...
And you know that after over 20 years of all the lingerie, high heels, clothes, make-up, j...
The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.
It looked pretty for a while but ouch after a few days. π
Two of my favorite things to do are getting dressed and undressed.
Take a guess at which one I'm doing?
OK, I admit that this skirt just may be a little bit short.
But none of my guests have ever complained. π
Why yes, you did catch me in the middle of something,
but if you leave one of your free pamphlets I'd be happy to read it to find out if I could...
Hey, I've tried to wear at least some of my old boy clothes,
but you tell me if it would've worked. I know that it didn't. π―
All of those hormones that I took so very long ago
have made it so I really have to wear women's clothes all of the time now. I don't regret...