I just had my legs in the air without a care

and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. 🙄 We're very good friends now....

Jeannie

I'm the king or rather the queen of tucking. 😏

Aren't I? 😏😘

Jeannie

Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...

I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. 😒

Jeannie

Um, I'm a bit busy at the moment,

so just leave the pizza on the counter OK?

Jeannie

What?

You've never seen a gurl adjusting her thong?

Jeannie

Yes gurls, the panties always go over the garters. 🙄

For obvious reasons. 😏

Jeannie

Sure I sometimes let men use me,

but it's I that use them as well. As a dinner date, a shoulder to lean on, even as a memor...

Jeannie

I'm not really a skank but I really do love to play as one on the inte...

OK, so maybe I'm just a bit of a skank every now and then. 😜 Like right now. 😘

Jeannie

Yes, I'm flossing daily.

I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. 🙄

Jeannie

I've never visited Brazil,

but I do have one of their landing strips just in case that I do. 😏

Jeannie

Hey, my eyes are up here,

and so is my mouth and tongue as well. 😘

Jeannie

Why of course I'm straight,

just take a look at my seams sweetie. 😉

Jeannie

All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏

OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜

Jeannie

Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠

Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...

Jeannie

Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...

Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔

Jeannie

Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋

Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...

Jeannie

Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊

Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘

Jeannie

Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. 🙄

After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...

Jeannie

It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...

by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘

Jeannie

Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,

but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...

Jeannie

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄

Jeannie

You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄

I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘

Jeannie

Just hanging around waiting to give that nice FedEx man a late Christm...

P.S. He liked it a lot. 😘

Jeannie

Is 2025 the year that I make an honest woman of myself?

Nah, probably not. 🙄😏😘

Jeannie

I will dress up with you

Pantyhose

Guest

All shaved, plucked, perfumed, and waiting for nobody. 🙄

Oh well, at least I've lots of batteries for my toys. 😏

Jeannie

Before you grab my ankles and open me,

I should tell you a little bit more about me. 😲

Jeannie

So gurls, if you want to wear 5 or 6 inch high heels all day,

You'd better get used to the four toe look when not. 🙄

Jeannie

Can't talk, I've got my hands full. 😏

Jeannie

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

if not I'll let it take me then. 😏

Jeannie