The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.
It looked pretty for a while but ouch after a few days. 😕
I can still hear my sister saying that I'd make a real cute girl somed...
And you know that after over 20 years of all the lingerie, high heels, clothes, make-up, j...
Ooh, that's hit the spot, finally. 😯
It's pretty hit or miss even when you're only by yourself. 🙄
Will anyone like to adopt these two puppies?
They'd sure like to be petted quite often too. They get frisky when played with as well....
Can you see that I am so darn proud of these home grown puppies? 😊
Especially after I lost the 'use' of my other center of joy'. 😏 I didn't care after a wh...
Just imagine waking up each morning from now on.....
and having to deal with this first. If I have to, you have to. So there. 😏
Practicing my surprised look for the FedEx delivery guy.
Gee, he must be running late and I'm getting cold just standing here. The last time he wa...
Getting ready to to meet my guy's parents for the first time.
I hope that I haven't forgotten anything. 🙄
I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.
What do you think? Feel free to call Rolls Royce and let them know. 😏
Couch surfing, my very favorite sport.
Or it just could be where my vibrator is buried. 😏
Tell me truthfully, if you're a guy who could make himself look like...
would you ever go back to looking like a drab ordinary man ever again? I know that I could...
I've spent so many years growing these just so I could feel being girl...
How about giving me the chance to be a girl enough for you sweetie. 😘
They're not quite so pretty without the seams are they?
At least I think so. Am I wrong?
I'm tired of hearing, "Your mother must be so proud of you".
Well, I lost mom when I was three, so I don't remember much but I know that she loved me....
What if I'd accepted that marriage proposal of one of my earlier date'...
Would I'd have made a good little wife or even a mother to a child? Thankfully we'll never...
I do hope you know that I am really a nice girl who is only an occasio...
Remember, all nice girls can be sluts but sluts can't be nice girls. 😲😘
All shaved, plucked, powdered, perfumed, and douched.
What are you waiting for? Dive right in and I'll do the things ordinary girls won't.
Remember, I'm the one who put the T in panTyhose. 😏😘
Yeah, doesn't make any sense to me either. 🙄
I'm just a gurl who wants to be loved by someone
over and over and over again. 😊😘
This is when I first realized that I wasn't just a boy pretending to b...
but that I was actually a girl deep down inside that was only pretending to be a boy. I s...
Thank you Pantyhosehosiery
For putting up with me and giving this silly old gurl a place to just be myself. I love yo...
I'm not really the depraved slut that I portray on here.
I just want to be cuddled and loved just like any other gurl. 😘
It's my Easter outfit, don't you just love it too?
Even that priest who knows that I'm a boy thought so as well. 😉
Today is walk around in your undies day. 😏😘
Make it a part of your day today too. 🤪
Sometimes I even get to touch upon my male side as well. 😏
Meh, ain't no big thing. 😒😘
I forgot. Was I taking them off or putting them on?
No matter. I'll let you decide. 😘
OK, So this wasn't the best choice of outfits to meet the parents,
but his dad couldn't take his eyes off of me. 😏😘