I'm dressing up as a cigarette commercial for Halloween. 😏
Oh god I can still taste it, yuck. 😒
How do you like my zebra costume for Halloween? 😏
Now if I could only do it without the window blinds. 🙄
I do hope you realize that it is gurls like me are keeping the concept...
You're welcome. Donations of all denominations cheerfully accepted. 😘
Just having one of my lazy days.
I hope I'm not too lazy to change the batteries. 😏
Yeah, once they start to run I just totally destroy them in frustratio...
It's a great catharsis to duo so, isn't it ?
So here I was just getting zipped into my house cleaning outfit right...
We were both so flustered that I almost signed with my boy name and he forgot his pen. 😊
Can you just imagine waking up and seeing this?
Every single morning for the rest of your life? Too scary. 😜
I really think that I'd make that special someone a great housewife.
Of course he'd have to have a thing for the special gurls like me. 😉
Aw come on. Anyone can do a handjobb, even to yourself.
But a glorious footjob, now that is special. 😜
Looking for where I lost my virginity.
I think it must have rolled under the sofa. 😏
Gurls like me don't have a front door. (not yet anyway 😏)
So we have to make up for it in other ways like with our mouth, tits and butt. 😋
Well maybe I've fibbed just a little. 😏
But I am mostly a good gurl most of the time anyway. 🙄
Hey, I just hope that you know I love to kid around.
Actually I'm really a good girl in real life even if I wasn't born as one. 😘
How rude that you came on my tits?
You know that I can't reach it to lick it all off don't you?
Hey, don't you dare to try to judge me!
I pull my nylons on one leg at a time just like everyone else (sort of). 🙄
Well, come on, I haven't got all day. 🙄
So hurry up and take tour turn befire a line starts forming, OK? 😏
Come on, wouldn't you love to wake up next to me?
Many have and didn't mind too much. 😏
Gone Fishing. 😏
Just look at these two beauties that I caught in my fishnet top. 😜
I'll always remember my first 'Come Fuck Me' high heeled pumps.
And do you know what? They've been working quite well for me. 😏😜
I was a good boy until I wanted to be a bad girl.
I think that I finally made it.
I can go much deeper, and I have
but I really like to breathe once in a while. 😏
I can pretend to be your housewife
so your friends will never know that you are a tranny lover.
What's wrong with a guy who just wants to be pretty?
Well I just happened to want to stay pretty is all. 😏