Remember, I'm the one who put the T in panTyhose. 😏😘

Yeah, doesn't make any sense to me either. 🙄

Jeannie

All shaved, plucked, powdered, perfumed, and douched.

What are you waiting for? Dive right in and I'll do the things ordinary girls won't.

Jeannie

I do hope you know that I am really a nice girl who is only an occasio...

Remember, all nice girls can be sluts but sluts can't be nice girls. 😲😘

Jeannie

What if I'd accepted that marriage proposal of one of my earlier date'...

Would I'd have made a good little wife or even a mother to a child? Thankfully we'll never...

Jeannie

My thong life.

As a gagster unless I choose to swallow. 😲😉

Jeannie

I'm tired of hearing, "Your mother must be so proud of you".

Well, I lost mom when I was three, so I don't remember much but I know that she loved me....

Jeannie

They're not quite so pretty without the seams are they?

At least I think so. Am I wrong?

Jeannie

I've spent so many years growing these just so I could feel being girl...

How about giving me the chance to be a girl enough for you sweetie. 😘

Jeannie

Tell me truthfully, if you're a guy who could make himself look like...

would you ever go back to looking like a drab ordinary man ever again? I know that I could...

Jeannie

Couch surfing, my very favorite sport.

Or it just could be where my vibrator is buried. 😏

Jeannie

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

What do you think? Feel free to call Rolls Royce and let them know. 😏

Jeannie

Getting ready to to meet my guy's parents for the first time.

I hope that I haven't forgotten anything. 🙄

Jeannie

Practicing my surprised look for the FedEx delivery guy.

Gee, he must be running late and I'm getting cold just standing here. The last time he wa...

Jeannie

Just imagine waking up each morning from now on.....

and having to deal with this first. If I have to, you have to. So there. 😏

Jeannie

Can you see that I am so darn proud of these home grown puppies? 😊

Especially after I lost the 'use' of my other center of joy'. 😏 I didn't care after a wh...

Jeannie

Will anyone like to adopt these two puppies?

They'd sure like to be petted quite often too. They get frisky when played with as well....

Jeannie

Ooh, that's hit the spot, finally. 😯

It's pretty hit or miss even when you're only by yourself. 🙄

Jeannie

I can still hear my sister saying that I'd make a real cute girl somed...

And you know that after over 20 years of all the lingerie, high heels, clothes, make-up, j...

Jeannie

The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.

It looked pretty for a while but ouch after a few days. 😕

Jeannie

Two of my favorite things to do are getting dressed and undressed.

Take a guess at which one I'm doing?

Jeannie

OK, I admit that this skirt just may be a little bit short.

But none of my guests have ever complained. 😏

Jeannie

What do you want?

An engraved invitation or something?

Jeannie

Why yes, you did catch me in the middle of something,

but if you leave one of your free pamphlets I'd be happy to read it to find out if I could...

Jeannie

Hey, I've tried to wear at least some of my old boy clothes,

but you tell me if it would've worked. I know that it didn't. 😯

Jeannie

All of those hormones that I took so very long ago

have made it so I really have to wear women's clothes all of the time now. I don't regret...

Jeannie

I remember as if it was only yesterday

I woke up and just decided that I didn't want to be a boy anymore 😯

Jeannie

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

if not I'll let it take me then. 😏

Jeannie

Can't talk, I've got my hands full. 😏

Jeannie

So gurls, if you want to wear 5 or 6 inch high heels all day,

You'd better get used to the four toe look when not. 🙄

Jeannie

Before you grab my ankles and open me,

I should tell you a little bit more about me. 😲

Jeannie