Well, come on, I haven't got all day. 🙄
So hurry up and take tour turn befire a line starts forming, OK? 😏
Hey, don't you dare to try to judge me!
I pull my nylons on one leg at a time just like everyone else (sort of). 🙄
How rude that you came on my tits?
You know that I can't reach it to lick it all off don't you?
Hey, I just hope that you know I love to kid around.
Actually I'm really a good girl in real life even if I wasn't born as one. 😘
Well maybe I've fibbed just a little. 😏
But I am mostly a good gurl most of the time anyway. 🙄
Gurls like me don't have a front door. (not yet anyway 😏)
So we have to make up for it in other ways like with our mouth, tits and butt. 😋
Looking for where I lost my virginity.
I think it must have rolled under the sofa. 😏
Aw come on. Anyone can do a handjobb, even to yourself.
But a glorious footjob, now that is special. 😜
I really think that I'd make that special someone a great housewife.
Of course he'd have to have a thing for the special gurls like me. 😉
Can you just imagine waking up and seeing this?
Every single morning for the rest of your life? Too scary. 😜
So here I was just getting zipped into my house cleaning outfit right...
We were both so flustered that I almost signed with my boy name and he forgot his pen. 😊
Yeah, once they start to run I just totally destroy them in frustratio...
It's a great catharsis to duo so, isn't it ?
Just having one of my lazy days.
I hope I'm not too lazy to change the batteries. 😏
I do hope you realize that it is gurls like me are keeping the concept...
You're welcome. Donations of all denominations cheerfully accepted. 😘
How do you like my zebra costume for Halloween? 😏
Now if I could only do it without the window blinds. 🙄
I'm dressing up as a cigarette commercial for Halloween. 😏
Oh god I can still taste it, yuck. 😒
OK enough fooling around, this Halloween I'm dressing up as a.....
TWAT. Do you think that I pulled it off?
Hey, we gurls all had to start somewhere.
Sis gave me some of her old things to start me on my way.
So you wanted to see grace and elegance, huh?
Me neither, so here's what I'll wear on Halloween then. 🙄
Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏
Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘
I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.
It's between this and the coffee maker. 🙄
What happens after wearing 5 & 6 inch heels.
When starting at 12 years old and you're a boy. 😏 So be careful out there gurls.
Hormones, even though they put some things asleep.
They double the pleasure in return for me anyway. 😊
Have you ever wondered how your life would have been different
if you didn't look so very cute in your sister's things? No more shaving all over, hairdo'...
I had my kegs in the air without a care
and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. 🙄 We're very good friends now....
Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...
I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. 😒