Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,

but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...

Jeannie

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄

Jeannie

You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄

I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘

Jeannie

OK, here's my Christmas present to those who doubted me.

Yeah, I'm really a boy for the time being. 😔🥸😘

Jeannie

Just hanging around waiting to give that nice FedEx man a late Christm...

P.S. He liked it a lot. 😘

Jeannie

Is 2025 the year that I make an honest woman of myself?

Nah, probably not. 🙄😏😘

Jeannie

I will dress up with you

Pantyhose

Guest

All shaved, plucked, perfumed, and waiting for nobody. 🙄

Oh well, at least I've lots of batteries for my toys. 😏

Jeannie

Before you grab my ankles and open me,

I should tell you a little bit more about me. 😲

Jeannie

So gurls, if you want to wear 5 or 6 inch high heels all day,

You'd better get used to the four toe look when not. 🙄

Jeannie

Can't talk, I've got my hands full. 😏

Jeannie

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

if not I'll let it take me then. 😏

Jeannie

I remember as if it was only yesterday

I woke up and just decided that I didn't want to be a boy anymore 😯

Jeannie

All of those hormones that I took so very long ago

have made it so I really have to wear women's clothes all of the time now. I don't regret...

Jeannie

Hey, I've tried to wear at least some of my old boy clothes,

but you tell me if it would've worked. I know that it didn't. 😯

Jeannie

Why yes, you did catch me in the middle of something,

but if you leave one of your free pamphlets I'd be happy to read it to find out if I could...

Jeannie

What do you want?

An engraved invitation or something?

Jeannie

OK, I admit that this skirt just may be a little bit short.

But none of my guests have ever complained. 😏

Jeannie

Two of my favorite things to do are getting dressed and undressed.

Take a guess at which one I'm doing?

Jeannie

The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.

It looked pretty for a while but ouch after a few days. 😕

Jeannie

I can still hear my sister saying that I'd make a real cute girl somed...

And you know that after over 20 years of all the lingerie, high heels, clothes, make-up, j...

Jeannie

Ooh, that's hit the spot, finally. 😯

It's pretty hit or miss even when you're only by yourself. 🙄

Jeannie

Will anyone like to adopt these two puppies?

They'd sure like to be petted quite often too. They get frisky when played with as well....

Jeannie

Can you see that I am so darn proud of these home grown puppies? 😊

Especially after I lost the 'use' of my other center of joy'. 😏 I didn't care after a wh...

Jeannie

Just imagine waking up each morning from now on.....

and having to deal with this first. If I have to, you have to. So there. 😏

Jeannie

Practicing my surprised look for the FedEx delivery guy.

Gee, he must be running late and I'm getting cold just standing here. The last time he wa...

Jeannie

Getting ready to to meet my guy's parents for the first time.

I hope that I haven't forgotten anything. 🙄

Jeannie

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

What do you think? Feel free to call Rolls Royce and let them know. 😏

Jeannie

Couch surfing, my very favorite sport.

Or it just could be where my vibrator is buried. 😏

Jeannie

Tell me truthfully, if you're a guy who could make himself look like...

would you ever go back to looking like a drab ordinary man ever again? I know that I could...

Jeannie