I'll unzip up while you'll unzip down
Let's just see if we have any other different things in common
Yeah, I know that I don't make much of a man,
but I try to make up for it by making myself more of a woman. 😶😘
(sigh) If only Disco would make a comeback I'd be all set. 🙄
No, I don't really dance all that well, at least not standing up anyway. 😏😘
I really am quite shy and demure till I get to know you. 😊
But once we get to know each other better look out and prepare to get the ride of your lif...
Even though I can't reach them, darn it, 😯
I've been told that they're quite tasty and I'm willing to add any flavors that you wish....
Ow, I just went and stubbed my big toe. 😫
Who out there wants to come over and kiss it to make it better? 😯 I can be extremely grat...
To think that all this started when I wanted to see how pretty I could...
Half of my life spent hiding that I was a girl, now the other half I spend hiding that I'm...
I'm so very proud of these two girls that I managed to raise over the...
Even though all of the the hormones I swallowed and the endless months of the dreaded morn...
My last chance to wear white before labor day here. 😏
Who the hell makes up all of these silly rules anyway? 🙄
Finally getting cool enough to start wearing clothes again. 😶
Some neighbors are glad, but a few of the special ones are sad. 😁
I think that I've been a very good gurl this week. 🙄
So I also think that deserves at least some quality in me time. 😏😘
Life was easier as a guy so why did I decide to be a girl?
Well, at least I still put on my miniskirts one leg at a time but it's the hair and make-u...
Waiting for an overnight delivery from that hunky FedEx guy. 😏
Yeah, I wish. Maybe I should try UPS. 🙄
See? I can look somewhat classy if i want to. 😏
It's just that I don't really feel as if I want to most of the time. 😊😘
Yeah, I was a guy like you once. 🙄
But then I changed my mind and lots of other things too. 😲
If you woke up next to me, which way would you roll me? 🙄
Face up or face down? I'm pretty flexible either way or direction. 😏
This is what happens when you're hot and bored. 😲
It seems like it happens to me a lot these days. 😏
For some reason I'm feeling extra slutty today.
Maybe it's just my time of the month?
I've been doing my daily push-ins while waiting for you. 😉😘
I'm so glad that you are back online. ❤️💋