You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄
I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘
Well at least the tree still has its balls.
Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄
Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,
but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...
It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...
by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘
Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. 🙄
After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...
Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊
Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘
Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋
Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...
Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...
Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔
Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠
Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...
All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏
OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜
I've never visited Brazil,
but I do have one of their landing strips just in case that I do. 😏
I'm thankful that the hormones kicked in before the facial hair. 😜
Oh and the beer whose empty bottle that can be used for so many interesting ways. 😏
Yes, I'm flossing daily.
I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. 🙄
I'm not really a skank but I really do love to play as one on the inte...
OK, so maybe I'm just a bit of a skank every now and then. 😜 Like right now. 😘
Sure I sometimes let men use me,
but it's I that use them as well. As a dinner date, a shoulder to lean on, even as a memor...
Yes gurls, the panties always go over the garters. 🙄
For obvious reasons. 😏
Um, I'm a bit busy at the moment,
so just leave the pizza on the counter OK?
Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...
I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. 😒
I had my kegs in the air without a care
and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. 🙄 We're very good friends now....
Have you ever wondered how your life would have been different
if you didn't look so very cute in your sister's things? No more shaving all over, hairdo'...
Hormones, even though they put some things asleep.
They double the pleasure in return for me anyway. 😊
What happens after wearing 5 & 6 inch heels.
When starting at 12 years old and you're a boy. 😏 So be careful out there gurls.
I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.
It's between this and the coffee maker. 🙄
Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏
Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘