Jeannie
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Jeannie

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6 months ago 252

You can keep your elf on the shelf. πŸ™„

I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘

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6 months ago 262

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. πŸ™„

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6 months ago 281

Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,

but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...

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6 months ago 235

It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...

by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘

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6 months ago 259

Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. πŸ™„

After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...

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6 months ago 271

Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊

Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘

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6 months ago 300

Working on my twerking for the holidays. πŸ˜‹

Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...

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6 months ago 278

Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...

Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. πŸ˜”

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7 months ago 290

Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠

Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...

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7 months ago 279

All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏

OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜

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7 months ago 266

Why of course I'm straight,

just take a look at my seams sweetie. πŸ˜‰

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7 months ago 322

Hey, my eyes are up here,

and so is my mouth and tongue as well. 😘

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7 months ago 314

I've never visited Brazil,

but I do have one of their landing strips just in case that I do. 😏

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7 months ago 289

I'm thankful that the hormones kicked in before the facial hair. 😜

Oh and the beer whose empty bottle that can be used for so many interesting ways. 😏

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7 months ago 405

Yes, I'm flossing daily.

I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. πŸ™„

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7 months ago 289

I'm not really a skank but I really do love to play as one on the inte...

OK, so maybe I'm just a bit of a skank every now and then. 😜 Like right now. 😘

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7 months ago 338

Sure I sometimes let men use me,

but it's I that use them as well. As a dinner date, a shoulder to lean on, even as a memor...

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7 months ago 353

Yes gurls, the panties always go over the garters. πŸ™„

For obvious reasons. 😏

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7 months ago 336

What?

You've never seen a gurl adjusting her thong?

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7 months ago 391

Um, I'm a bit busy at the moment,

so just leave the pizza on the counter OK?

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7 months ago 289

Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...

I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. πŸ˜’

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7 months ago 312

I'm the king or rather the queen of tucking. 😏

Aren't I? 😏😘

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7 months ago 316

I had my kegs in the air without a care

and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. πŸ™„ We're very good friends now....

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8 months ago 320

Have you ever wondered how your life would have been different

if you didn't look so very cute in your sister's things? No more shaving all over, hairdo'...

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8 months ago 324

Hormones, even though they put some things asleep.

They double the pleasure in return for me anyway. 😊

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8 months ago 275

What happens after wearing 5 & 6 inch heels.

When starting at 12 years old and you're a boy. 😏 So be careful out there gurls.

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8 months ago 352

Most guys say that this is my best side.

What do you think? 😏

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8 months ago 377

I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.

It's between this and the coffee maker. πŸ™„

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8 months ago 301

Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏

Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘

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8 months ago 299

Waking up in a weird position.

At least it was in my own home this time. πŸ™„

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