I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.
It's between this and the coffee maker. 🙄
Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏
Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘
So you wanted to see grace and elegance, huh?
Me neither, so here's what I'll wear on Halloween then. 🙄
Hey, we gurls all had to start somewhere.
Sis gave me some of her old things to start me on my way.
OK enough fooling around, this Halloween I'm dressing up as a.....
TWAT. Do you think that I pulled it off?
I'm dressing up as a cigarette commercial for Halloween. 😏
Oh god I can still taste it, yuck. 😒
How do you like my zebra costume for Halloween? 😏
Now if I could only do it without the window blinds. 🙄
I do hope you realize that it is gurls like me are keeping the concept...
You're welcome. Donations of all denominations cheerfully accepted. 😘
Just having one of my lazy days.
I hope I'm not too lazy to change the batteries. 😏
Yeah, once they start to run I just totally destroy them in frustratio...
It's a great catharsis to duo so, isn't it ?
So here I was just getting zipped into my house cleaning outfit right...
We were both so flustered that I almost signed with my boy name and he forgot his pen. 😊
Can you just imagine waking up and seeing this?
Every single morning for the rest of your life? Too scary. 😜
I really think that I'd make that special someone a great housewife.
Of course he'd have to have a thing for the special gurls like me. 😉
Aw come on. Anyone can do a handjobb, even to yourself.
But a glorious footjob, now that is special. 😜
Looking for where I lost my virginity.
I think it must have rolled under the sofa. 😏
Gurls like me don't have a front door. (not yet anyway 😏)
So we have to make up for it in other ways like with our mouth, tits and butt. 😋
Well maybe I've fibbed just a little. 😏
But I am mostly a good gurl most of the time anyway. 🙄
Hey, I just hope that you know I love to kid around.
Actually I'm really a good girl in real life even if I wasn't born as one. 😘
How rude that you came on my tits?
You know that I can't reach it to lick it all off don't you?
Hey, don't you dare to try to judge me!
I pull my nylons on one leg at a time just like everyone else (sort of). 🙄
Well, come on, I haven't got all day. 🙄
So hurry up and take tour turn befire a line starts forming, OK? 😏
Come on, wouldn't you love to wake up next to me?
Many have and didn't mind too much. 😏
Gone Fishing. 😏
Just look at these two beauties that I caught in my fishnet top. 😜
I'll always remember my first 'Come Fuck Me' high heeled pumps.
And do you know what? They've been working quite well for me. 😏😜
I was a good boy until I wanted to be a bad girl.
I think that I finally made it.