Practicing my surprised look for the FedEx delivery guy.
Gee, he must be running late and I'm getting cold just standing here. The last time he wa...
Just imagine waking up each morning from now on.....
and having to deal with this first. If I have to, you have to. So there. 😏
Can you see that I am so darn proud of these home grown puppies? 😊
Especially after I lost the 'use' of my other center of joy'. 😏 I didn't care after a wh...
Will anyone like to adopt these two puppies?
They'd sure like to be petted quite often too. They get frisky when played with as well....
Ooh, that's hit the spot, finally. 😯
It's pretty hit or miss even when you're only by yourself. 🙄
I can still hear my sister saying that I'd make a real cute girl somed...
And you know that after over 20 years of all the lingerie, high heels, clothes, make-up, j...
The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.
It looked pretty for a while but ouch after a few days. 😕
Two of my favorite things to do are getting dressed and undressed.
Take a guess at which one I'm doing?
OK, I admit that this skirt just may be a little bit short.
But none of my guests have ever complained. 😏
Why yes, you did catch me in the middle of something,
but if you leave one of your free pamphlets I'd be happy to read it to find out if I could...
Hey, I've tried to wear at least some of my old boy clothes,
but you tell me if it would've worked. I know that it didn't. 😯
All of those hormones that I took so very long ago
have made it so I really have to wear women's clothes all of the time now. I don't regret...
I remember as if it was only yesterday
I woke up and just decided that I didn't want to be a boy anymore 😯
So gurls, if you want to wear 5 or 6 inch high heels all day,
You'd better get used to the four toe look when not. 🙄
Before you grab my ankles and open me,
I should tell you a little bit more about me. 😲
All shaved, plucked, perfumed, and waiting for nobody. 🙄
Oh well, at least I've lots of batteries for my toys. 😏
Is 2025 the year that I make an honest woman of myself?
Nah, probably not. 🙄😏😘
Just hanging around waiting to give that nice FedEx man a late Christm...
P.S. He liked it a lot. 😘
OK, here's my Christmas present to those who doubted me.
Yeah, I'm really a boy for the time being. 😔🥸😘
You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄
I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘
Well at least the tree still has its balls.
Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄
Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,
but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...
It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...
by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘
Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. 🙄
After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...
Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊
Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘
Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋
Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...
Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...
Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔